Name: _______________________________________ Corrector/Derrick’s Signature:________
Derrick’s Awesomeness Test
Q1. Write your name in this box:
Q2. Someone is being annoying to you. He’s right next to you, and you are very angry at him. How can you solve this problem?
a) ignore him e) all of them
b) walk away
c) punch him in the face
d) a and b
Q3. How many fingers do you have?
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Q4. There are two farmers called Bob and Weave. Bob’s rooster makes a nest in Weave’s back yard. If the rooster lays an egg, who gets to keep the egg?
a) Bob
b) Weave
c) they must find a way to share it (e.g. cut the egg in half)
d) noone gets any eggs
Q5. Scissors
a) rock
b) paper
c) scissors
Q6. Read this passage from The Hobbit and answer the question.
But wherever it went it was not quick enough to escape Gandalf. Pop! he sent a smaller smoke-ring through each of Thorin’s. Then Gandalf’s smoke-ring would come back to hover over the wizard’s head. He had a cloud of 15 of them already, and in the dim light it made him look strange. Bilbo blushed to think how proud he had been yesterday morning of the the smoke-rings he had sent up over The Hill.
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In the passage, how many smoke-rings did Bilbo have hovering over his head?
a) 7
b) 5
c) 15
d) none
Q7. Two numbers are relatively prime if their greatest common factor is 1. Is 3 a relatively prime number?
a) yes
b) no
c) I don’t know
Q8. Find all of the “i”s:
This test is so hard. I’m going to fail it.
a) 2
b) 6
c) 8
d) 4
Q9.
How do you cut cheese?
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Q10. How many questions do you think you did right including this one? (You’ll get ½ a point if you say “I don’t know”)
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And Your Score Is:
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answers: 1. "your name". Like literally. 2. e. 3. Depends on how you define finger. 4. c. 5. c. 6. d. 7. c. 8. c. 9. You take a knife and slice the cheese. 10. What your got for 1-9 + 1.
